Female Mystery Revealed: He wanted the truth
Can you handle the truth?
At the Beef Expo last weekend, we had stalls by a young man, Greg, who is getting married this summer, God help him. One morning while waiting for the bulls to finish up eating he called his betrothed and talked for a few minutes. After hanging up Greg looked at me and exasperatedly asked, “Why are women always late. They know the time they are supposed to be there but they are late anyway!”
I asked, “Greg, do you want the truth?” “Yeah”, he said.
My reply, “It’s all priorities. If it is important to the woman she would be there on time. If it’s not a priority, she will be there when she gets there. It’s as simple as that.”
He didn’t really care for that explanation but didn’t comment either. He put the halter on his bull to start getting him ready for the sale. We never spoke of it again.
So for all you farm guys who have been mystified by this female phenomenon, now you know. Go ahead and tell your lady that you know. Don’t be fooled when she denies it.